My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Ladies don't puke and tell
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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