I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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