Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
