I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I can't trust your balls anymore.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
