i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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