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I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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