The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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