Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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