sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
there's paper in my vomit.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We're too hungover to prance.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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