Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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