Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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