with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Randomize
