scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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