Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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