About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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