what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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