I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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