Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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