Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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