captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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