school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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