you win again, gameday.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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