oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Are we still banned from the library?
I will pee on everything he values.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
