im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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