Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Randomize
