we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
kristin has been a bad kristin
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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