Whod you bang
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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