Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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