fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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