Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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