he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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