he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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