so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
send nudes
from the living room?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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