Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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