it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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