Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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