Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
