Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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