Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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