No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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