are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
