god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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