so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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