I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
