I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
where does the pee come out of this thing
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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