He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
you never un-have a 4some
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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