do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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