Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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