Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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