ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Pooping to opera.
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